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About Me Member Pseudo-Intellectual thebloodstainedrogueMale/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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A cry for help!!!

Tue Jun 15, 2004, 4:54 PM
Time and time again, I'm forced to face each day without a bar at work. Personally my employers should have a fully stocked bar (i.e. with sexy bartenders and lots of booze) on site to help employees deal with the endless stream of crap they have to deal with all day. Sure there is legal liabilities to think about but damn it, for the ten (minimum) hours I'm at work each, not including my hour each way commute home they should offer me free limo service just to keep showing up. Of course I'd drop this insane crusade for the four day work week instead!!!!

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:iconsuicidoll:
I think the fingerpaint tastes yummy. I also think that is part of why I had padded walls for awhile. ::sigh:: they would not allow me to fingerpaint there. I was so sad =( sooooooo sad.
:iconthebloodstainedrogue:
dang Freak! You should of pick the buggers out your nose until they bleed like a red river. Viola! Self Paint Dispensary! No trips to Home Depot for fancy expensive paint.

P.S. Oh and here's a tip from the couch husband! He recommends you use the buggers you don't eat to create three dimensional sculptures on the walls to mystify your zookeepers and friends!!!
:iconsuicidoll:
Wow, I should have not read that until I was finished eating... Well, I guess I'm done now. Lol. I'll let the couch husband work on the sculpture.... and you can use the nose blood, I'll stick to fingerpaints :D YAY!
:iconthebloodstainedrogue:
O.o this is stupid, but my only devious thought at this moment is the complete slaughter of the ignorant. how ignorant of me to judge them so!

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